Monthly Archives: Январь 2019

Doomsday Devices

Янв 30, 2019
By mishjke

There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Why yes! Thanks for noticing. No, just a…

Is the Space Pope reptilian

Янв 18, 2019
By mishjke

You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Why would I want to know that? No, I'm Santa Claus! When I was…

Oh, how awful

Янв 1, 2019
By mishjke

Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very… Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as…